I am the Great Mesmero! Look into my eyes… You are feeling sleepy. Very sleepy. There is a sense of peace washing over you. Breathe deeply. I will count back from 10. When you awake, you will donate money to non-profit organizations, completely unaffiliated with BirdingPI.com, that promote nature conservation especially as relating to birds, e.g., the RSPB, The Wildlife Trusts, BNHS India, Cornell Lab of Ornithology, National Audubon Society, etc.
oooooooohhhh….I have donated my car, my house, my wife to your favorite charity. Please release me from your spellllllll…
The Great Mesmero thanks you for your compliance.