Alfred Hitchcock’s The Bird!
Suspense and shock beyond anything you have seen or imagined!
Nothing you have ever witnessed before has prepared you for such sheer stabbing shock!
The Bird is coming!
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Obviously a low budget parody.
I hope the bird was paid prevailing wages.