Lots of feedback from viewership this summer about the relative lack of squirrel content on BirdingPI.com. Management’s rather desperate solution? Hire a ‘squirrel model’ for an afternoon of glamour shots at Asbury Woods in Millcreek Twp (“Since 1800”).
All photographs immature Fox Squirrel (Sciurus niger).
to: Management
from: Foxy Squirel Lawyer
subject: nuts
Dear Management person:
My client, the ‘cute’ squirel has not received payment of the acorns you promised. Please remit said nuts to this office. Naturally we will take our percentage.
Thank you.
The Lawyer
To: Foxy Squirrel Lawyer
From: Management
Subject: Nuts
Dear “The Lawyer”: Payment in genuine English walnuts (from England) has been tendered to your designated account in the Cayman Islands. Please reference transaction no. [redacted]. References to “acorns” does not match our understanding of any previously-agreed upon type of nut for this transaction. If there is disagreement, please provide documentation.
Warmest regards,
Management, BirdingPI.com
ps:
did we spel squirel right?
The moder spelling is “sqrl”.
Thanks, Team Leader for the fantastic photos of the absolutely cute fox squirrel. Such a cutie!
This Team Member appreciates the cuteness of the cute squirrel.
The squirrel model is paid in nuts, in this case seven pounds of English walnuts (in shell), per rider, actually from England. Yikes. The squirrel wrangler costs = [redacted]